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Two prostitutes were walking down the street Joke

One night two prostitutes were walking down the street and one of them smelled the air and said, "Oooooh we're going to make some money tonight becaus... [read the rest]

3.61 / 5.00
July 21st, 2006
Dirty
Ugly woman greeted at Wal-Mart with her kids Joke

A very ugly woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids. The Wal-Mart greeter asks, "Are they twins?"

The ugly woman says, "No, he's 9 and ... [read the rest]

1.68 / 5.00
July 12th, 2006
Other
Don't Laugh and Drive Joke

In America they say not to drink and drive and in China they tell people not to laugh and drive because their eyes close.

1.49 / 5.00
July 9th, 2006
Racist
Blonde going to Houston in First Class Joke

A blonde woman gets on a plane and has a second class ticket, and sits in first class. So the hostess woman gos back and askes the woman to move to se... [read the rest]

1.58 / 5.00
July 9th, 2006
Blonde
Girl buries her goldfish Joke

Little Nancy was filling in a hole in her garden when her neighbour looked over the fence and said, "what are you doing there?" Nancy replied," my go... [read the rest]

1.26 / 5.00
July 9th, 2006
Other
Woman carrying triplets shot three times Joke

There was a women who was going to have triplets (two girls and one boy), but the husband was to sick to take her to the hospital. So she walked. She ... [read the rest]

2.39 / 5.00
June 28th, 2006
Dirty
7 feet tall in an elevator Joke

Mike goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down... [read the rest]

2.95 / 5.00
June 12th, 2006
Dirty
Don't kick the animals Joke

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His moth... [read the rest]

2.23 / 5.00
June 8th, 2006
Dirty
Photo Enlarging Joke

A husband said to his wife: "I will take a photo of your breasts and frame it ."
The wife said to her husband, "I will take a photo of your penis... [read the rest]

1.45 / 5.00
June 7th, 2006
Dirty
Flat Belly Joke

There was a small boy who was put to bed by his parents. The boy had a nightmare, and got out of bed to go to his parents room. When he got there, h... [read the rest]

2.69 / 5.00
June 7th, 2006
Dirty
Two Blondes In Heaven Joke

Two blondes meet in Heaven. "How did you die?", the first one asks."Oh! I died in a freezer," the second blonde replied." So how did you die?" The sec... [read the rest]

2.21 / 5.00
June 4th, 2006
Blonde
Bar at the top of the Empire State Building Joke

In the bar at the top of the Empire State Building there are two men sitting together. Guy #1 says to Guy #2, "I bet you that I can jump out of that w... [read the rest]

1.60 / 5.00
April 24th, 2006
Other
White Guy's Family Tree Joke

What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line!

1.09 / 5.00
April 24th, 2006
Racist
Yo Mamma So Poor Joke

Yo momma is so poor I saw her on the side of the road I said lady you lose a shoe she says nuhuh I just found one.

1.44 / 5.00
April 24th, 2006
Yo Mamma
Yo Mamma So Fat Joke

Yo momma is so fat that when she tripped and fell I didn't want to laugh but the floor cracked up.

1.84 / 5.00
April 24th, 2006
Yo Mamma
Yo Mamma So Fat Joke

Yo momma so fat she stepped on a scale and it said one at a time please.

2.56 / 5.00
April 21st, 2006
Yo Mamma
Your Mamma So Stupid Joke

Yo momma so stupid she put two quarters in her ear and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

2.54 / 5.00
April 21st, 2006
Yo Mamma
Your Mamma So Old Joke

Your momma so old Jesus signed her bible!!

1.34 / 5.00
April 21st, 2006
Yo Mamma
Yo Mamma So Stupid Joke

Yo mamma so stupid that she went to the post office to buy food stamps!

3.07 / 5.00
April 21st, 2006
Yo Mamma
Chuck Norris (1 fact) Fact

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 ounce steaks in one hour, but he spent the first 45 minutes having sex with the waitress.

3.76 / 5.00
April 21st, 2006
Facts
Yo Mamma So Fat Joke

Yo momma is so fat even her picture is heavy.

2.76 / 5.00
April 21st, 2006
Yo Mamma
Yo Mamma So Stupid Joke

Yo momma is so stupid she was walking down the street and a sign said don't walk so she ran.

1.24 / 5.00
April 21st, 2006
Yo Mamma
Yo Mamma So Fat Joke

Yo mama so fat her shadow has stretch marks

3.32 / 5.00
April 17th, 2006
Yo Mamma
Yo Mamma So Fat Joke

Yo mommas so fat that when i got on top of her my ears popped

1.55 / 5.00
April 17th, 2006
Yo Mamma
Yo Mamma So Ugly (31 jokes) Joke

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."



Yo mama so ugly she ... [read the rest]

4.55 / 5.00
April 17th, 2006
Yo Mamma





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