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How many women can a man marry? Sixteen. Joke

A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen"... [read the rest]

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September 23rd, 2010
Other
Mother hears her little son playing with his train Joke

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop a... [read the rest]

3.31 / 5.00
September 23rd, 2010
Other
Wife takes her husband to the strip club Joke

A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.

They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya ... [read the rest]

1.96 / 5.00
September 23rd, 2010
Other
The Bridge Joke

A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, "Because you h... [read the rest]

0.88 / 5.00
September 23rd, 2010
Other
Polish Sausage Joke

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.
So, the customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"
... [read the rest]

2.66 / 5.00
August 20th, 2010
Racist
Robot Bartender Joke

Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender.

The robot says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Martini."

The ro... [read the rest]

1.51 / 5.00
August 13th, 2010
Other
World History - The Creation of Conservatives and Liberals Fact

For those who don't know a lot about history ... Here is a condensed version:

Humans originally existed as members of small bands of noma... [read the rest]

1.73 / 5.00
July 23rd, 2010
Facts
Lessons from Little Ralphy Joke

Little Ralphy On Math

A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many wil... [read the rest]

3.69 / 5.00
May 7th, 2010
Other
Woman and male doctors in a bar Joke

A man and woman are at a bar having a few beers. They start talking and soon realize they're both doctors. After an hour, the man says, "Hey, how a... [read the rest]

2.27 / 5.00
May 7th, 2010
Other
Three men were waiting at Heavens Gate (I lied) Joke

Three men were waiting at Heavens Gate. St. Peter says, "OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will s... [read the rest]

1.56 / 5.00
May 7th, 2010
Other
Yo Momma So Fat... Joke

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

2.27 / 5.00
January 15th, 2010
Yo Mamma
Yo Momma So Fat... Joke

Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family.

2.22 / 5.00
January 11th, 2010
Yo Mamma
Fishing With Whiskey Joke

It was the perfect day for a little fishing, but after a while I ran out of bait.

Then a few feet up the shore I saw a snake with a frog in his ... [read the rest]

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January 6th, 2010
Other
Yo Momma So Ugly Joke

Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

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December 29th, 2009
Yo Mamma
Yo Mamma (4 jokes) Joke

yo mama so nasty after we had phone sex i got an ear infection



yo mama so nasty she put ice in her panties... [read the rest]

2.68 / 5.00
June 2nd, 2007
Yo Mamma
Piglet playing in the toilet Joke

Why was Piglet playing in the toilet?

Because, he was looking for poo...

1.48 / 5.00
May 25th, 2007
Other
Mexican, American, & Chinese Man At The Top Of A Cliff Joke

3 people are standing on a cliff. One is a Mexican, one is an American, and one is Chinese. The Chinese man throws off firecrackers and says, "We have... [read the rest]

2.25 / 5.00
May 21st, 2007
Racist
Blondes & Aliens Joke

What do smart blondes have in common with aliens?

People keep talking about them, yet you never see them.

1.56 / 5.00
March 19th, 2007
Blonde
Guy Visits A Pharmacy Joke

A young man goes into a drugstore to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. "W... [read the rest]

2.52 / 5.00
February 21st, 2007
Dirty
Four Nuns Joke

Four nuns were standing in line at the gates of heaven. Peter asks the first if she has ever sinned. "Well, once I looked at a man's penis," she ... [read the rest]

2.04 / 5.00
February 16th, 2007
Dirty
The Jigsaw Puzzle Joke

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it st... [read the rest]

2.42 / 5.00
November 19th, 2006
Blonde
Blonde's Puzzle Joke

Two blondes were working on a puzzle and were extremley proud of themselves when they finished it in six months, because on the cover it said, "2-3 ye... [read the rest]

1.67 / 5.00
November 19th, 2006
Blonde
Lesbian Vampires Joke

Q: What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

A: See you next month.

1.78 / 5.00
November 16th, 2006
Dirty
Smart Blonde, a Brunette, and Santa Joke

If a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa fell off a cliff, who would hit the ground first?

The brunette, because there is no such thing as a smart... [read the rest]

1.76 / 5.00
November 5th, 2006
Blonde
Hurricane Katrina Joke

Yo momma is so fat, when she farted she caused Hurricane Katrina.

1.40 / 5.00
August 28th, 2006
Yo Mamma





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